ollymurs: i dont wanna go to college i wanna go to concerts
haurlds: If boys can love the fat that make up your boobs, they can love the fat on your tummy too.
Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...– N’tima (via kevinidentity)
single and ready to touch a boys dingle
epic-humor: shutupmerlin: ‘THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET’ OH GOD IT’S NOT TO BUY FOOD, HE WENT AS FOOD. THE LITTLE PIGGY WENT AS FOOD.
ham-and-pineapple: pizza: mozzarella-cheese: Fun fact: Me and the Tumblr user Pizza used to date. We were always together and such. I hate to say it now but I was always on top. Oh hey babe! Haven’t talked to you in ages xx ahh shit well this is awkward
And he loves her. He loves her like he can never grab enough of her between his...– Iain S. Thomas (via hellanne)
corywho: celeryandhummus: our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe” i just spit my food onto my keyboard
tupacabra: i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive